Dearsugar.com – “What was your favourite birth control method of ’08?”
SRC: http://dearsugar.com/2560032
I know that ever since Britney Lohan stepped out of a car sans knickers that the vulva has become a kind of metaphorical extension of the red carpet, but has this insight into the female physiognomy really kickstarted trends in contraception? Are busy women of breeding age really shopping around for the perfect contraception. I ain’t no fashion maven, so I’ll take it under advisement.
Everynewssiteintheworld.com – “UFO Destroys Wind Turbine”
SRC: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5473254.ece
So let’s get this straight. Aliens successfully traverse uncounted light years of space, successfully navigating through intense fields of solar radiation, asteroid belts and the black canvas of the cosmos, only to bang into a wind turbine in a field in Lincolnshire (the world’s flattest place)? Call me cynical, but there’s no way their insurance company is going to pay up for that one.
Anatole Kaletsy – “I am a moron”
SRC: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/anatole_kaletsky/article5469589.ece
Seriously though. We’re up to our necks in shit because we’re all overstretched on the old credit cards, no-one’s got any savings and mass redundancy is stalking the land. Kaletsky’s solution: tax savings more heavily. Way to go, genius. Next week: solving teenage pregnancies by making all Britain’s 16 year old boys share a bed with Myley Cyrus and Emma Watson.
Bastard earns more money than me too, I bet…
The Times – “Kevin Pietersen gets an armed gaurd”
SRC: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/cricket/article5472426.ece
So let’s break this down. Get stabbed at the end of your drive and Plod’ll turn up in three hours, armed only with a notebook and good intentions. Be the England cricket captain and get in a spat with someone no-one’s heard of outside the MCC and you get an armed gaurd. When did the feds get so free and easy with the firearms. I demand a S.W.A.T. team to take out the pimply toughs that congregate at the top of my street of a Friday… NOW!