Tag Archives: disasters

Lake District Floods? The Weather Can Fuck Right Off As Far As I’m Concerned

Posted on November 19, 2009 by Carps

Sorry for the profanity. I know you don’t come here for that (statistically, you’ve accidentally arrived trying to find porn site Tube8.com, for which I inexplicably rank. Bwahahahaah, suckers!) Twice this year, we’ve been on holiday with the kids – … Continue reading →

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I crashed my car. Again. Whoops!

Posted on November 4, 2009 by Carps

Yeah yeah. Laugh it up, wiseass My track record with cars isn’t that great. I basically know nish all about them in the first place, so I can’t do that whole hanging-around-talking-about-spark-plugs thing that other men do. I’m only interested … Continue reading →

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Apropos of nothing: camping

Posted on September 7, 2009 by Carps

Last week we went camping. I love camping. All that rootsy, muddy, singing round the campfire cooking Celebrity Pork Luncheon meat and stuff totally stokes my inner hippy. Continue reading →

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