
How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer drools from *both* sides of his mouth
Imagine being told you are going to be killed, but you have a “choice” of electrocution or drowning as your method of dispatch. You wouldn’t consider it to be that great a list of choices. Playing live music is, for most bands, on a similar kind of spectrum. You can play your own material – but no-one knows who you are, you’ve got to write it, arrange it and perform it, and you’ll end up playing in front of a few mates and disinterested punters for a tenner. If you’re lucky. Alternatively, you can play cover versions – in which case you’ll be greeted warmly and paid well, but you’ll have no artistic satisfaction and have to demonstrate professionalism by turning up on time, knowing the lyrics and making sure that everything sounds recognisable.
Anyway, we’ve been toiling away at Option A for years now. When you’re young and you have dozens of mates who have spare cash and no commitments, you can ramp up a regular audience measured by the score fairly easily. And their mates start to come along because it’s, you know, cool and stuff. Before long you’re well known locally and then people start to come to see you on word of mouth. On such a basis, we used to pretty much fill the old Duchess of York in Leeds every 5 or 6 weeks when we were in our mid 90s pomp. As bands get older though, they mainly split up. The camaraderie of hope drops by the wayside as you don’t taste anything more successful than regular gigs in your home town. And the novelty of seeing their friend on stage wears off for the audience and gradually they stop coming. And then the drummer gets married and someone has to work nights and all of a sudden it’s a lot of work and – cue the title of this blog – nobody’s listening anymore.

This is Dave Fryer: "the good looking one"
We’ve kept going through all that shit on the basis that making music is a lot of fun whether anyone’s listening or not. If you put aside your ego and any lingering hope of fame, you can spend time jamming with your mates and it doesn’t matter whether you’re in a bedroom or on the stage at Wembley.
But recently we’ve decided that playing live is actually just a blast, so we’re trying to steer a mid-course. We play half a set of covers, and drop in our own tunes in between. This was the first proper gig where we tried this theory out. As usual with us, we veered from the sublime (our version of All Your Love is getting sweeter and crisper every time) to the ridiculous (we’re never playing My Generation again!) The crowd stayed with us rather than drifting off to the tap room, so that was good. Brendan hated every second, which was less good – but that’s drummers for you though.
Setlist:
- Blues jam
- All Your Love – John Mayall’s Bluesbreakers
Mississippi Fishcake Blues- Be-Bop-A-Lula – Gene Vincent
- Substitute – The Who
- Unamerican
- In The End
- My Generation – The Who
- I Still Don’t Understand
- Come Together- The Beatles
- Sorrow for #1
- Another Blues Jam
- You Got It In You
- Honky Tonk Woman – The Rolling Stones
- Blind (Or a Tory)
- I Want You (to be my Sunshine)
- Saw Her Standing There – The Beatles
- No Flies On Me
- Here Come The Mandarins
- Can’t Explain – The Who
- Seven Nation Army – The White Stripes
- Bottles of Pills
- Waterfall – The Stone Roses
- Wish You Were Here – Pink Floyd



#1 by Kitty C at August 9th, 2009
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Mostly a set list I would approve of wholeheartedly, except for my beef with The Who (well 1/4 of ‘em!)
Can’t wait to hear you do WYWH
and if you could arrange, partway through the gig, to yank out your guitar lead and drop your glasses, having to fumble about on the floor a la Velma Dinkley, so much the better!
x
#2 by Carps at August 10th, 2009
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Dude – it needs no arranging: you’re never more than 5 minutes away from such a scenario when you watch us play. Speaking of which… when are you going to watch us play?
(hint: we’re playing a pub nearish your sis on September 12th)