- I faithfully promise not to log your IP address, email and any personal data you happen to leave on here in a big black book for use to blackmail you if I need to. Honest.
- Do I leave a cookie on your PC? Hell no. At least not knowingly. I guess WordPress might do on my behalf, but that’s OK – you can trust those guys. They’re hippies.
- I promise not to look over your shoulder to see what you’re looking at while visiting this site.
- I can’t read your mind. I don’t know why you’re so keen on the posts that mention pornography and frankly that’s none of my business
- If you click the ads in the top right, I get upwards of 2p.