Comments on: It’s Official: I am a Dickhead

By: Carps (Senior)

Carps (Senior) — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:12:17 +0000

Reminds me of the time in Cyprus when you decided to go snorkelling whilst wearing your bumbag.
Nothing in it of course…………….. except the camera, passport, money etc..

hahaha, glad I am the smart one in the family

By: Carps

Carps — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:04:58 +0000

I, sadly, must concur. Any advice how I should handle my life? Move to a monastery? Become a bassist? What??

By: shatner

shatner — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:34:34 +0000

That is probably the best cock up you’ve ever had and I think I’ve been around for just about every one since you were born. I can just imagine what Tracy said. In fact, I was actually scared reading your description of the initial find.

Carps, I know I have the worst luck of all time and get myself into ridiculous situations on a daily basis and you know I think you’re fab and all that, but, let’s be honest, you are a fuck up.

By: Kean

Kean — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:03:32 +0000

Surely some reality tv style show (a la The Osbournes) should be created in your honour, I’d definately pay to see some of the shit you get yourself into

By: Becky

Becky — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:59:37 +0000

Another great rendition of your holiday .. remind me next time to refuse your holiday requests so you’ll keep out of trouble

By: Carps

Carps — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:03:02 +0000

@Julian – shit! Mind you, I’ve only earnt just over a quid this month, so I don’t think it will *massively* effect my lifestyle if they do ban me. Still, better safe than sorry – thanks for the head’s up

By: Stuart Bamforth

Stuart Bamforth — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:54:26 +0000

Absolute quality! Are you sure you aren’t really Frank Spencer in disguise?

By: Julian Young

Julian Young — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:47:09 +0000

Click, clickety click. Unlucky dude, btw, careful with that click endorsement, lost me my account doing that. Now I’ve moved house I just need a new bank account and I’m back in the game!

By: Carps

Carps — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:00:26 +0000

I am au fait with the concept, yes.

By: Al Jahom

Al Jahom — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:53:45 +0000

You do realise that the rest of the human race justly want you dead for getting in their way, don’t you?