“Too many twits make a twat.”

Your idol said it, so it must be true?

1) You’re right to be jealous. Although you’re thin and have hair, so it’s yin and yang.

2) Twitter is balls. Big, sweaty, unwashed balls.

3) Talking of jealousy, I’m *insanely* jealous of the fact you had mini scotch eggs. I had soup.

3)

1) Great blog. I’m jealous. You know I know it. Let’s not harp on about it.

2) Twitter.
a) I’m really not fussed. I mean honestly it’s a proper load of bollocks isn’t it? What am I missing? I’m wary of publicly admitting that I think it’s an utter waste of energy, so I thought I’d say it somewhere where no one is likely to read it…
b) twat v. past participle of the verb “to twitter”

3) I’ve eaten 12 mini scotch eggs tonight.

4) LinkedIn tells me you’re winding down at 9xb; did you sell out to the dark side then?