If I were Google…

  1. I’d ignore the nofollow attribute on links from obviously well-policed, crowd-driven sites (Wikipedia, Nowpublic.com etc)
  2. I’d automatically flag textual sitewide footer/banner/sidebar external links and discount them
  3. I’d discount all outbound links from any site with more than half a dozen sitewide text links but not necessarily penalise the site itself
  4. I’d make the Wonderwheel look really pretty
  5. I’d stop releasing second-rate Betas into other people’s markets (I’m looking at you, Orkut)
  6. I’d go live in a really big house somewhere and hire the Swedish gymnastics team to rub me down with hot chocolate every hour
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2 Responses to If I were Google…

  1. If I were Google i’d take bribes for ranking positions and make myself a tidy sum

  2. Carps says:

    You mean Adwords? ;)