Category Archives: Rants

Drums… drums… drums in the deep

UPDATE: I spent quite a bit of time writing this stuff about the Greeks last night, but the situation is moving fast. Now the EU is threatening to bankrupt Greece if they don’t agree to the terms of the bail … Continue reading

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Writing. On. The. Fucking. Wall.

As I write this, Croydon is ablaze. Within the last week, the second Great Depression began. Within the last months, the police, political infrastructure and media have been revealed as corrupt – tangled in a toxic nexus of power, influence … Continue reading

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Blah blah… end of the world… blah blah drone… apocalypse

Look. I know. I feel your pain. It’s boooooorrrring. Once you came here for amusing anecdotes about poo and stuff, and for a while now you’ve just had a string of increasingly doom-ridden missives about what the next couple of … Continue reading

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Buy Twitter Shares Today

I jest, of course. Buy shares in something with a proven track record of success. Twitter is a walking timebomb of dead. I feel like this subject is a scab I keep picking but hey – that’s why I’ve got … Continue reading

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It’ll Be Reet. Honest. Trust Us.

I’ve got a terrible habit of saying “it’ll be reet” regardless of what kind of circumstance I find myself in. Put me in a house with Al Qaeda and a “I hate ragheads” t-shirt and I’ll just take a blanket … Continue reading

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Bring me the head of Chris Huhne.

So. Let me get it right. The idea of a second Kyoto Treaty – a binding agreement about a lowering of CO2 emissions over a set time frame – is dead. France, Russia, Japan and Canada have declared that they … Continue reading

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