Category Archives: Rants

Drums… drums… drums in the deep

Posted on November 3, 2011 by Carps

UPDATE: I spent quite a bit of time writing this stuff about the Greeks last night, but the situation is moving fast. Now the EU is threatening to bankrupt Greece if they don’t agree to the terms of the bail … Continue reading →

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Writing. On. The. Fucking. Wall.

Posted on August 8, 2011 by Carps

As I write this, Croydon is ablaze. Within the last week, the second Great Depression began. Within the last months, the police, political infrastructure and media have been revealed as corrupt – tangled in a toxic nexus of power, influence … Continue reading →

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Blah blah… end of the world… blah blah drone… apocalypse

Posted on July 5, 2011 by Carps

Look. I know. I feel your pain. It’s boooooorrrring. Once you came here for amusing anecdotes about poo and stuff, and for a while now you’ve just had a string of increasingly doom-ridden missives about what the next couple of … Continue reading →

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Buy Twitter Shares Today

Posted on June 22, 2011 by Carps

I jest, of course. Buy shares in something with a proven track record of success. Twitter is a walking timebomb of dead. I feel like this subject is a scab I keep picking but hey – that’s why I’ve got … Continue reading →

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It’ll Be Reet. Honest. Trust Us.

Posted on June 10, 2011 by Carps

I’ve got a terrible habit of saying “it’ll be reet” regardless of what kind of circumstance I find myself in. Put me in a house with Al Qaeda and a “I hate ragheads” t-shirt and I’ll just take a blanket … Continue reading →

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Bring me the head of Chris Huhne.

Posted on May 30, 2011 by Carps

So. Let me get it right. The idea of a second Kyoto Treaty – a binding agreement about a lowering of CO2 emissions over a set time frame – is dead. France, Russia, Japan and Canada have declared that they … Continue reading →

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