Category Archives: Rants

Drums… drums… drums in the deep

Posted on November 3, 2011 by Carps

UPDATE: I spent quite a bit of time writing this stuff about the Greeks last night, but the situation is moving fast. Now the EU is threatening to bankrupt Greece if they don’t agree to the terms of the bail … Continue reading →

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Buy Twitter Shares Today

Posted on June 22, 2011 by Carps

I jest, of course. Buy shares in something with a proven track record of success. Twitter is a walking timebomb of dead. I feel like this subject is a scab I keep picking but hey – that’s why I’ve got … Continue reading →

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It’ll Be Reet. Honest. Trust Us.

Posted on June 10, 2011 by Carps

I’ve got a terrible habit of saying “it’ll be reet” regardless of what kind of circumstance I find myself in. Put me in a house with Al Qaeda and a “I hate ragheads” t-shirt and I’ll just take a blanket … Continue reading →

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Bring me the head of Chris Huhne.

Posted on May 30, 2011 by Carps

So. Let me get it right. The idea of a second Kyoto Treaty – a binding agreement about a lowering of CO2 emissions over a set time frame – is dead. France, Russia, Japan and Canada have declared that they … Continue reading →

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I’m out of my lunchbox, I really am!

Posted on April 27, 2011 by Carps

The trouble when dealing with mad people is that they don’t recognise that they are actually mad. When you try to point out that bananas don’t actually run the bus time table, or that Prince Philip isn’t really living in … Continue reading →

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Should prisoners be allowed to vote?

Posted on February 10, 2011 by Carps

No.

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