Category Archives: Random Crap

Things that don’t really fit anywhere else, I guess

Three.co.uk and their shitty customer service can go hang themselves

Posted on December 9, 2010 by Carps

As you may have gathered from a couple of grumbly posts recently, I am less than enamoured with my piece-of-shit phone. So much so that I am intending to join the 21st century and get myself an iPhone. Now, if … Continue reading →

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Breastfeeding Redux: John Coleman examined

Posted on November 13, 2010 by Carps

My post on Gisele Bundchen a while back attracted commenter John Coleman, who left the following comment: I hope your child didn’t get any long term damage from the chemicals, such as melamine, that seem to be found in most … Continue reading →

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An INQ1 Review in 4 Words: “a piece of shit”

Posted on November 12, 2010 by Carps

“The what?” I hear you cry. Well, as I may have alluded to at some point in the past, I am at least 13 years behind the curve when it comes to phones. But even allowing for that, choosing the … Continue reading →

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What I Do In Meetings

Posted on November 1, 2010 by Carps

I have attained a certain notoriety for doodling during meetings. By popular request, I present some of my  greatest artistic achievements to date.

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The Real Ale Trail: Dewsbury, Huddersfield, Marsden, Hell… and back

Posted on October 12, 2010 by Carps

Context means a lot. Take lager. Set in the context of a icily frosted glass on a warm evening in a European city, watching the girls swishing past on their heels on their way to have fun: fine. Set in … Continue reading →

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Andrew Marr is a [blank or blanks]

Posted on October 12, 2010 by Carps

“A lot of bloggers seem to be socially inadequate, pimpled, single, slightly seedy, bald, cauliflower-nosed young men sitting in their mother’s basements and ranting… so-called citizen journalism is the spewings and rantings of very drunk people late at night” Andrew … Continue reading →

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