Category Archives: Random Crap

Things that don’t really fit anywhere else, I guess

Ban the Burqa?

Posted on April 12, 2011 by Carps

Just when I’d finalised my plans for a European wide roll-out of my Burqa King franchise idea, the jolly old French go and throw a spanner in the works by banning the burqa in public. And they call us perfidious? … Continue reading →

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Best Games Ever

Posted on March 31, 2011 by Carps

I’ve lost my yen for games and gaming. On top of being Britain’s Best Dad, frontman to Britain’s best slightly shit unknown beat combo, a gifted cartoonist and eating too many biscuits I am also a semi-technophobe who can’t really find … Continue reading →

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Should prisoners be allowed to vote?

Posted on February 10, 2011 by Carps

No.

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“Make them grovel”. Ha!

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Carps

In 1976, England captain Tony Greig – a South African by birth – gave an interview about the upcoming series against the West Indies. “These guys, if they get on top they are magnificent cricketers. But if they’re down, they … Continue reading →

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Three.co.uk and their shitty customer service can go hang themselves

Posted on December 9, 2010 by Carps

As you may have gathered from a couple of grumbly posts recently, I am less than enamoured with my piece-of-shit phone. So much so that I am intending to join the 21st century and get myself an iPhone. Now, if … Continue reading →

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Breastfeeding Redux: John Coleman examined

Posted on November 13, 2010 by Carps

My post on Gisele Bundchen a while back attracted commenter John Coleman, who left the following comment: I hope your child didn’t get any long term damage from the chemicals, such as melamine, that seem to be found in most … Continue reading →

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