Category Archives: Humour

EXCLUSIVE! The Ken Bates Algorithm

Posted on January 18, 2012 by Carps

So Leeds have sold Johnny Howson. Christ. After some research carried out by members of LULZSEC, I can reveal that the club is run by a simple algorithm. $batesmotelcomplete = false; $batesmotelcost = “4500000″; $fanhappiness = 100; $players = array(“howson”,”becchio”,”kisnorbo”,”rachubka”,”lonergan”,”taylor,”cairns”,”connolly”,”bruce”,”O’Brien”,”Lees”,”Bromb … Continue reading →

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Bukkake Espanol…

Posted on September 15, 2011 by Carps

…is the alleged name of one of my recent  commentors It goes to show that even in 2011 there is still, apparently, some margin to be made in terrible blog spam of this kind.And presumably money to made in spanish … Continue reading →

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Kneel Before Zod

Posted on April 28, 2011 by Carps
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Awesome Facebook Infographic of the Universe!

Posted on April 28, 2011 by Carps

From 9Gag

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Drowning in Beer

Posted on April 22, 2011 by Carps

When you ask people how they’d choose to die, you might get a chortling response that they might like to drown in lager. Well, never say that I’m not prepared to go through the mill for you, gentle reader, for … Continue reading →

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Ban the Burqa?

Posted on April 12, 2011 by Carps

Just when I’d finalised my plans for a European wide roll-out of my Burqa King franchise idea, the jolly old French go and throw a spanner in the works by banning the burqa in public. And they call us perfidious? … Continue reading →

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