Category Archives: family

Recent Disasters Roundup

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Carps

The lack of posts about personal disasters (wot no car crashes?) of late might have led you to believe that I am enjoying a quiet spell in life. Let me disabuse you of that charming notion: I nearly died When … Continue reading →

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It’s Official: I am a Dickhead

Posted on November 24, 2009 by Carps

2009 has been a banner year for me in terms of disasters. I ruined the tent, crashed the car, earnt 42p a month, ordered my shopping at ASDA, went on holiday during monsoon season, choked on some slow-cooked turkey and … Continue reading →

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Lake District Floods? The Weather Can Fuck Right Off As Far As I’m Concerned

Posted on November 19, 2009 by Carps

Sorry for the profanity. I know you don’t come here for that (statistically, you’ve accidentally arrived trying to find porn site Tube8.com, for which I inexplicably rank. Bwahahahaah, suckers!) Twice this year, we’ve been on holiday with the kids – … Continue reading →

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“Turn Gold Into Cash”.

Posted on November 6, 2009 by Carps

So Josh was playing with his mum’s jewellery box last night. Lord alone knows why, but this battered old box with a twinkling ballerina that eerily spins around when you open it has become this week’s plaything of choice. Luckily … Continue reading →

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Apropos of nothing: camping

Posted on September 7, 2009 by Carps

Last week we went camping. I love camping. All that rootsy, muddy, singing round the campfire cooking Celebrity Pork Luncheon meat and stuff totally stokes my inner hippy. Continue reading →

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Just some pictures…

Posted on August 26, 2009 by Carps

When I’m not being a wanker about my job or my music, I spend most of my time with the two cutest kids North, South, East aaaaaand West of Le Pacos :) If you can overlook my shitty Photoshopping, you’ve got to admit they’re good looking… Continue reading →

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