2009 has been a banner year for me in terms of disasters. I ruined the tent, crashed the car, earnt 42p a month, ordered my shopping at ASDA, went on holiday during monsoon season, choked on some slow-cooked turkey and a million things that haven’t even made these pages. But, ever mindful of the need to up the ante, I excelled myself at the weekend… >> continued | 11 Comments
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Sorry for the profanity. I know you don’t come here for that (statistically, you’ve accidentally arrived trying to find porn site Tube8.com, for which I inexplicably rank. Bwahahahaah, suckers!)
Twice this year, we’ve been on holiday with the kids – eager to show them the beauty of the English countryside. The first time, we were washed out after a single night during the heaviest rains seen since God… >> continued | 5 Comments
“Turn Gold Into Cash”.
Nov 6
The J Unit on his way to the trading floor
So Josh was playing with his mum’s jewellery box last night. Lord alone knows why, but this battered old box with a twinkling ballerina that eerily spins around when you open it has become this week’s plaything of… >> continued
Last week we went camping. I love camping. All that rootsy, muddy, singing round the campfire cooking Celebrity Pork Luncheon meat and stuff totally stokes my inner hippy. >> continued | 2 Comments
Just some pictures…
Aug 26
When I’m not being a wanker about my job or my music, I spend most of my time with the two cutest kids North, South, East aaaaaand West of Le Pacos 
If you can overlook my shitty Photoshopping, you’ve got to admit they’re good looking… >> continued | 2 Comments
