OK – so I thought I’d used up all my invites, but that’s apparently because I can’t count up to 10. So it turns out I’ve got 1 left and really all my normal friends who, frankly, spend their days in more constructive ways couldn’t really give a shit.
So, leave a comment explaining why you deserve this prestigious prize and I’ll award the remaining invite to the person who makes me laugh (or even think) the most. Tomorrow or something, whenever I remember I’m doing this.
(As a sneak preview, I think it’s pretty cool but maybe not a game changer BTW)
#1 by Davey Grime at October 15th, 2009
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Well…what can I say. Where else will you get quality knob gags, appreciation of the duck/soul singer joke and general all round abuse, subtley counter-balanced by intense debate (not mass, before you pipe up, Frankie Howerd) as to the pros/cons of male circumcision and it’s effect on the share value of NCP Car Parks? In short…you want quality horseshit available at all hours in a myriad of differing forms, all courtesy of Google, you go to the Grime.
No further questions, m’lud.
#2 by dan at October 15th, 2009
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Me please! You knob jockey….
#3 by nick at October 15th, 2009
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me. then i’ll never mention the ‘j’ word again
#4 by Steven Holmes at October 15th, 2009
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I clearly deserve the golden ticket because, like Charlie of Chocolate Factory fame, I live in a single room with my entire family and only cabbage broth to warm my cockles.
With this sacred Google Wave invite I shall endeavour to discover new channels with which to spread my spammy seed – all of which I shall reveal to you. Together we can bring the internet to its knees mwah ha ha haaa!
Sorry, got a bit carried away there. Just cough up the invite you jackass!
#5 by Stuart Bamforth at October 15th, 2009
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I’ll give you a wank and 10 B&H
#6 by Obnoxio The Clown at October 15th, 2009
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I asked but did not receive. I shall turn the other cheeks and fart in your general direction.
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#7 by Paul Evison at October 15th, 2009
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Well I got one and I’m fucked if I know what I’m supposed to do with it.
Where’s the spam button?
#8 by Paul Evison at October 16th, 2009
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My friend Jez would like one if there’s one going spare.
He won’t mind me posting his email address here I’m sure!
jez@firq.com
#9 by Devil's Kitchen at October 17th, 2009
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Hey, Carps: do I really want this Google Wave invite? Will it make me think again? About what? What the fuck is Google Wave?
DK
P.S. Yes, please.
#10 by eric at October 18th, 2009
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well, i’m going to assume you already gave out that last invite, but since i’ve made it my mission to find one before next sunday, i’m leaving a comment anyway. so here it is…
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep—
No more—and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to.
#11 by chuck at October 24th, 2009
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Any chance there is one left?
#12 by Juan at October 29th, 2009
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I’d love one!
#13 by Carps at November 2nd, 2009
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Well you all made such an effort that I’ve made sure that *all* of you have got an invite from my second batch. Not that I think you’ll find much use for it… but hey ho! ENJOY!
#14 by Andrew Morter at February 9th, 2010
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Could you please INVITE me to Google Wave. Thank you for your help with this. I have used Google/GMail & all Google innovations aas soon as they become available. I am yet to be disapointed.