I’ve got a raft of unfinished ideas – from a social networking site based on pies to the best ever idea for a console football game and a musical called The Cheesemonger’s Daughter.
But this is perhaps the grandest of my visions – the yet-to-be-filmed epic Badgers vs. Dinosaurs. To be honest, there’s not much there beyond some preliminary artwork, and I can’t really draw badgers in PhotoShop. Or people. But if anyone’s got a few millions spare for special effects, I could probably turn out the screenplay in a couple of days. Give me a call.