Comments on: Allergy Advice for Morons

By: Kitty C

Kitty C — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:53:59 +0000

I bow to your superior cultural knowledge on such matters, Ms Kate, and rescind any allegations of shoddy hygiene in the nut arena

By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 10:25:05 +0000

Trust me on this one Kitty, we Poles dust nuts at every opportunity.

By: Alexander

Alexander — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 10:04:48 +0000

I noticed the other day that my bottle of tomato ketchup “contains milk”.

What the fuck is milk doing in tomato ketchup? Has it always been there?

By: James

James — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:19:20 +0000

I had a chocolate-and-nut bar (yes, I know what image that conjures up) that said “may contain nuts” on it.

I don’t know what was worse – that they felt they had to warn me, or that it there was a chance that my “choco nutty” bar might, in fact, just be a “choco” bar after all.

Sickening.

By: Carps

Carps — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 09:50:53 +0000

I guess living in a dirty port town you know all about foreign cultures, so I’m prepared to take your word for it.

By: Kitty C

Kitty C — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 09:42:36 +0000

Don’t Poles dust their nuts? The dirty bastards…

By: Carps

Carps — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 09:11:03 +0000

I remember when you were 5ft 6. On - hang on, no I don't.

By: Stu Bamforth

Stu Bamforth — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 09:04:13 +0000

I remember the time you ate that brownie from the vending machine and your head swelled up like a watermelon. Good Times!