5 reasons why voting Nazi marks you out as a moron

1. Immigration is a fact of life - while Nazi douchebags are bitterly complaining about immigrants, it’s important to remember a salient fact. Britain is a fucking island. And because Britain is a fucking island, it means that every ‘native’ must have roots somewhere else. And over time our country has been host to the Danes, the Angles, the Celts, the Jutes, the French, the Irish, the Romans, the Huguenots and the Jews even before we got around to those pesky blacks and muslims. And guess what? With every single influx people were wringing their hands and saying that sky would fall in and we’d all be doomed. Well actually it didn’t and we’re not. People come – add something to the culture and ultimately become so integrated that we stop noticing them after 4 or 5 generations. Does it get a bit sticky inbetween? Sure, but who gives a crap. I didn’t like my ex next door neighbour either – and he was only from Glasgow. You know what… I got used to the smell of his cooking, his weird beliefs, unintelligible accent and bizarre facial hair. Nobody died.
2. If you don’t believe in immigration, then you can’t believe in emigration. Will you be forcing all those ex-pat Brits on the Costas back into the country? Or cutting off their pensions? I’ve lost track of the people who’ve said to me that they’re sick of immigrants and are thinking of leaving the country as a result. That’s two sides of the same coin, you foolish bumwipes.
3. If anything, the BNP is a left wing party. Admit it: you’ve never read any of their manifestos, have you? They oppose the privatisation of care homes for the elderly and will “build quality new ones“. They will end the practise of landfill… any rubbish that can’t be recycled will be “converted to electricity“. They will create more country parks and plant more trees. They will fund more police, and police will be given free housing in the community. They will “invest in road improvements“, “keep the price of buses down“, introduce “free park and ride schemes“. They will “build new council housing“. They are “completely opposed to the privatisation of essential public services” and will renationalise utilities and “monopoly services“. They want more public libraries, “open seven days a week” and so on. Of course, all this will be carried out and taxes will be cut etc. Sound familiar? We tried all that once: it was called the Seventies, and it didn’t work then either. And come on: where are people voting for the Nazis? Traditional Tory strongholds like Surrey? No. Traditional Labour areas like Bolton, Yorkshire etc. It’s no coincidence. Don’t forget that “Nazi” stood for “national socialism”. The ‘socialism’ bit was more than just window-dressing….
4. You want rid of rule-breaking MPs, but happily vote for a party with convicted violent criminals in its leadership. Yeah. Way to go, morons.

I mention this because another election is coming up and I just know that some fucking retard is going to try and get me to vote Nazi. If you want to have that conversation with me, you have prior warning that it will earn you a slap.

Check out American’s HR264 bill to see how it should be done.